A couple of things…
Let me begin by quoting our son Jack who offered this insight while we were driving around in North Carolina, “It’s kind of confusing because Dada is bigger than Mama but Mama has a bigger brain.” For some reason, Kara thinks that this was a reference to my intelligence rather than a valid observation about the freakish size of her head. Granted, I drove around NC like Corky’s dumber cousin, but Kara does have a big head.
You may have read Kara’s previous post in which she uses some tortured logic (and my grandparents!) to suggest that reminding me to take my clothes off before I get in the shower is her way of saying, “I love you” and not her way of saying, “You’re a moron.” Any married person or anybody who has lived with someone they are intimate with can see through this bullshit right away. It’s the oldest line in the book. It’s right up there with, “I wasn’t yelling at you, I was yelling at myself.” It brings to mind the line, “I was born on a Tuesday, but it wasn’t last Tuesday.”
Anyway, my big takeaway from our trip to NC was I was duped by a local into royally pissing off this donkey named Lightning. I’ll tell you all about it at a later date.
2 comments:
I actually have the smallest head known to mankind. I fit into Emmett's sunhats. No lie, enough said.
never trust a man who says, "The donkey likes to play fetch".
What he means is, "Throw the toy and the donkey will bite your privates."
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